UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LIGHTBULB JOKES
(posted on Stanford's website)
How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.
How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Davis doesn't have electricity.
How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's
right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Irvine looks better in the dark (ditto Riverside)
How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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We have an energy crisis in California. It just keeps getting worse; at Sea World today the electric eels didn't even work!
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who cares?! We don't have power anyway!
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Some people say that the price of electricity in California could increase as much as 46 percent.
That means that it'll be more expensive to watch the Dodgers on TV than to go to the game!
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